The Big Rant
I am not a negative person, but when a bunch of really annoying things happen, I sometimes have to use this as a therapeutic venting platform. So here it goes.
50 Shades of Grey
Imagine the following. You pay £15 to sit closely next to a middle aged couple who are holding hands, whilst you all awkwardly watch a film that very much resembles the painful, dragging feeling of waiting ages for a porn video to buffer, only to learn that when it finally plays, it's a shit porno.
70's Fashion
The early 2000's were very bad times for the world of fashion; footless tights, corset tops, satin halternecks, things with rhinestones, boho skirts, fur gillets and more. I remember back in 2003 when peasant tops were all the rage.
For some really strange reason, these are back in fashion, and you can't move for seeing gypsy tops and flowery kaftans in every high street shop.
If something genuinely suits you and it's a nod towards the trend, then fine. But if you're someone who is suddenly wearing a suede, tasselled poncho and battling gusts of wind so that your over-sized, aubergine fedora doesn't blow away, purely because they are in fashion, then you really don't deserve to live.
A boy spitting
Yesterday I went to my local shopping mall and saw a 7/8 year old chav boy spit on the floor of a shop. I was so shocked that my mouth dropped open and glared at him. He froze and stared back at me like a rabbit caught in headlights. We held solid eye contact for a good 5 seconds and it was a very weird experience. I felt waves of despair throughout the day afterwards.
Gluten Free Fad
Do you have Coeliac disease? No? Then you don't need to be eating anything gluten free.
People who write Facebook status like letters
"Dear annoying person on Facebook,
The inanimate object/illness/God you're writing to will never read your status so maybe you should stop being an attention seeker.
Kthanksbye."
Save Face ad
Well of course I have to tie my rant up into advertising in some way, so to end, please take a look at this photo of an ad I took on the tube
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Now, I don't know about you, but if I had had face surgery and was bleeding from the eye, I would be looking pretty distressed. More distressed than this woman looks like. But then I suppose that's because the blood isn't actually coming from her eye, it looks more like she is off out for Halloween and dripped some vampire blood on her tear duct.
This company is called Save Face, a search/advice provider for people looking to have surgery and want proper accredited practitioners.
It's actually a decent company with a good website and online presence, it's a just a shame that their ad is missing that sophistication and high quality feel that you would associate with a trustworthy brand. If you're looking for superior treatment, you are only going to take the most professional-looking ones into serious consideration, not something that has been slapped together with bad Photoshop.
Thanks for reading, I feel free.
50 Shades of Grey
Imagine the following. You pay £15 to sit closely next to a middle aged couple who are holding hands, whilst you all awkwardly watch a film that very much resembles the painful, dragging feeling of waiting ages for a porn video to buffer, only to learn that when it finally plays, it's a shit porno.
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| seconds before we're subjected to full bush |
70's Fashion
The early 2000's were very bad times for the world of fashion; footless tights, corset tops, satin halternecks, things with rhinestones, boho skirts, fur gillets and more. I remember back in 2003 when peasant tops were all the rage.
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| Sorry Clare, banging bod but that top is horrendous |
For some really strange reason, these are back in fashion, and you can't move for seeing gypsy tops and flowery kaftans in every high street shop.
If something genuinely suits you and it's a nod towards the trend, then fine. But if you're someone who is suddenly wearing a suede, tasselled poncho and battling gusts of wind so that your over-sized, aubergine fedora doesn't blow away, purely because they are in fashion, then you really don't deserve to live.
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| we don't want to go back here guys |
A boy spitting
Yesterday I went to my local shopping mall and saw a 7/8 year old chav boy spit on the floor of a shop. I was so shocked that my mouth dropped open and glared at him. He froze and stared back at me like a rabbit caught in headlights. We held solid eye contact for a good 5 seconds and it was a very weird experience. I felt waves of despair throughout the day afterwards.
Gluten Free Fad
Do you have Coeliac disease? No? Then you don't need to be eating anything gluten free.
People who write Facebook status like letters
"Dear annoying person on Facebook,
The inanimate object/illness/God you're writing to will never read your status so maybe you should stop being an attention seeker.
Kthanksbye."
Save Face ad
Well of course I have to tie my rant up into advertising in some way, so to end, please take a look at this photo of an ad I took on the tube
Now, I don't know about you, but if I had had face surgery and was bleeding from the eye, I would be looking pretty distressed. More distressed than this woman looks like. But then I suppose that's because the blood isn't actually coming from her eye, it looks more like she is off out for Halloween and dripped some vampire blood on her tear duct.
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| The classic 'crying blood' girl |
This company is called Save Face, a search/advice provider for people looking to have surgery and want proper accredited practitioners.
It's actually a decent company with a good website and online presence, it's a just a shame that their ad is missing that sophistication and high quality feel that you would associate with a trustworthy brand. If you're looking for superior treatment, you are only going to take the most professional-looking ones into serious consideration, not something that has been slapped together with bad Photoshop.
Thanks for reading, I feel free.
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