sex sex sex sex sex and yogurt

I'm so sick of non-sexual foods doing overly sexual ads.

Main reason for this outburst is Muller's new Deluxe Fruit Corner ad featuring Nicole Scherzinger.
Her 'muller-licious' line was cringe enough without her now orgasming in the back of a cab.

Not only does she scream 'yes baby.. YES!' after taking a bite of a yogurt (A YOGURT), but then when the cab throws her forward, she sits up with the creamy substance on her nose... basically like the yogurt just jizzed on her face. She then giggles it off like this is normal behaviour whilst the cab driver is most likely thinking she is clinically insane.

Take a look:



Nicole really shows off her wide range of acting skills as she's also the current spokesperson for Herbal Essences, another ad in which she climaxes whilst washing her hair. No wonder guys think they don't have to work hard.

She really loves chocolate sprinkles

Another one that really angers me is the Flora advert. What is sexual about butter? Not much, until Flora decide to show some cartoon children walk in on their parents boning, which they watch for ages. Then they all go and have some toast. Bit weird.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_JPJhxOVV8


Definitely not sure why horny mum and dad are animated in the style of a children's story? Not sure who this is aimed at as, even though mum is the obvious consumer choice, this ad wouldn't look out of place on CBeebies. Which frankly creeps me out.

If you've read my Pussy is for Women blog post you will know that I'm not a prude, I just like my adverts to be more dimensional; to sell me the product in an original way and not just unnecessarily base it around sex.

HOWEVER, in the spirit of proving that sometimes sex CAN work, I am giving a shout out to a genius spoof Aston Martin print ad. It's not real, but it's brilliant - made for pre-owned cars….

"You know you're not the first, but do you really care?"


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