I am not a negative person, but when a bunch of really annoying things happen, I sometimes have to use this as a therapeutic venting platform. So here it goes. 50 Shades of Grey Imagine the following. You pay £15 to sit closely next to a middle aged couple who are holding hands, whilst you all awkwardly watch a film that very much resembles the painful, dragging feeling of waiting ages for a porn video to buffer, only to learn that when it finally plays, it's a shit porno. seconds before we're subjected to full bush 70's Fashion The early 2000's were very bad times for the world of fashion; footless tights, corset tops, satin halternecks, things with rhinestones, boho skirts, fur gillets and more. I remember back in 2003 when peasant tops were all the rage. Sorry Clare, banging bod but that top is horrendous For some really strange reason, these are back in fashion, and you can't move for seeing gypsy tops and flowery kaftans in every high

Another year, another half time performance, another winner, another bunch of British people staying up til 4am pretending to care about American Football. Gooooo Patriots! I'm here for one thing and one thing only - to tell you my Top 3 Superbowl 2015 ads (and one awful one). They've paid $4.5 million for the pleasure of 30 seconds airtime, so it's only fair I blog ya know. Ad that SUCKED So, there was a shit fast food one with Snoop Dogg, (I mean.. moneysupermarket, happy socks.... by God man, have some PRIDE.), then there was a depressing one from Nationwide Life Insurance about dead children, and there was one for some burger company with lots of hot naked women rolling around, but I will pick one I think was a genuine waste of air time. Geico is a car insurance company, so what better way to spend £4.5million than getting a decrepit Salt'N'Pepa to mime 'Push It' whilst people push things.   (click to watch ad) Like why