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sex sex sex sex sex and yogurt

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I'm so sick of non-sexual foods doing overly sexual ads. Main reason for this outburst is Muller's new Deluxe Fruit Corner ad featuring Nicole Scherzinger. Her 'muller-licious' line was cringe enough without her now orgasming in the back of a cab. Not only does she scream 'yes baby.. YES!' after taking a bite of a yogurt (A YOGURT), but then when the cab throws her forward, she sits up with the creamy substance on her nose... basically like the yogurt just jizzed on her face. She then giggles it off like this is normal behaviour whilst the cab driver is most likely thinking she is clinically insane. Take a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY4lH4q9DUY Nicole really shows off her wide range of acting skills as she's also the current spokesperson for Herbal Essences, another ad in which she climaxes whilst washing her hair. No wonder guys think they don't have to work hard. She really loves chocolate sprinkles Another one that rea...

Tesco's F&F'ing good ad

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Tesco's have really impressed me in the past year. I don't know what changes they have made internally, but they seem to be doing everything right; from their funny ads , to their legendary Twitter banter , to their very well-timed advice online… they have really stood out as a brand that, well, stands out. My reason for this sudden Tesco love-fest is because I saw their new F&F summer range advert today. At first I thought it was for a big high street store, maybe H&M or TopShop, because the music was cool, the clothes were bang on trend, and the models looked liked something out of Victoria Secret (which they are). Take a look... I don't buy clothes from Tesco's; mainly because I assume the F&F range is for the older woman or children. In fact, I don't buy my clothes from supermarket chains at all.  Clothing ads from supermarkets are always so try hard and always feature Coleen Rooney or someone else you'd rather not look like. How...